THUNDERCUNT
“Cunt” is an interesting word. There’s an inherent roundness to the word as well as a brevity to it (a grand total of one syllable!) that makes it rather fun to say. It just rolls right off the tongue. And if you have a funny accent like Jason Statham, the word only increases in amusement. Of course I’d never use the word in public, nor would I ever use it to insult an individual of the opposite sex. But it’s definitely fun to say. Maybe not appropriate to use, but an absolute delight. I’m not condoning the connotations behind the word, I’m just complimenting its structure. As the great Louis CK stated once before (in a far more hilarious and articulate way than I have), it’s simply an aesthetically pleasing word. It just is. Seriously, say the word out loud. Don’t even think about the meaning behind it. Just say it.
“Cunt.”
Say it again.
“Cunt.”
Did it feel good? I bet it did. Now trying saying it with a Cockney accent.
“FOOKIN COONT.”
Totally awesome, yeah? Unfortunately though, due to its derogatory nature, it cannot be used.
However, I’d really like to start using the word “thundercunt,” which I don’t think is all that terrible of a word to say. I really don’t. In fact, I think it can be used for good. And ya know why? By golly, I’ll tell ya!
“Cunt” of course, refers to a woman’s vagina. But with the added booming force of “thunder,” the word “thundercunt” now becomes something quite positive. What was once an insult now transforms into something empowering! It’s a word with great underlying strength. It combines vulgar femininity with fierce intensity and might. ALL BEHOLD THE GLORIOUS THUNDERCUNT. HEAR HER ROAR.
Who wouldn’t want a piece of that?
Take it, ladies. Make it your word.
~M.C.
